Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Unfortunately, no one's coming to take me away.

Everyone currently in the house is driving me crazy today. Goddamned cats with their goddamned fleas, running under my goddamned feet when I'm trying to goddamn walk. Goddamned kid, whining for no apparent goddamned reason, wanting up and then wanting down, doing the same goddamned things over and over that I've just told him not to goddamn do, then whining and crying because I told him no. Goddamned cat, lying on receipts that I have yet to record, and flicking them onto the goddamned floor with her goddamned tail.

Goddamn!

(Disclaimer: I love everyone in my house. I really do. But today, lovelies, Mama sure as hell drinks because you...are the way you are. Gnnnngh.)